PICK YOUR GRUMPIMAL
they’re all a little difficult. find yours.
WE DON’T DO CUTE
Most plushies are made to be sweet and smiley all the time.
Ours aren’t.
Grumpimals are made for people who don’t always feel like smiling. For the days when you’re tired, over it, or just not in the mood for fake cheerfulness.
A little attitude.
A lot of personality.
And plenty of quiet understanding.
That’s what makes them different.
NOT EVERYONE GETS IT
But it wasn’t made for everyone anyway.
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Received Milo today very happy with my grumpy emotional support plush -
OMG I LOVE her! She's my constant grumpy companion. travels everywhere with me! Her grumpy face makes me giggle. Perfect!! -
We love Ollie. His positive energy makes us all smile (except for him) -
Love this thing!! He has my mood -
I love my Luna. She's so adorably grumpy and the perfect companion for when we're feeling low or stressed -
it's the cutest ever!! love it so much -
loved all the updates on where he was and how he's doing on his journey getting here 😂 he's about to be judging everyone
FAQ
You have questions. We have answers.
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Grumpimals don’t really care where you live. They’ll get there eventually.
We ship worldwide, so your new grumpy companion can find you wherever you are.
Shipping times vary depending on your location, but don’t expect them to rush.
They’re not in the mood for that. -
Orders are processed within 1–2 business days, and delivery typically takes around 4–7 business days after dispatch.
All orders include tracked shipping, so you can follow your package every step of the way.
Delivery times are estimates and may vary slightly depending on location and local courier operations.
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Your Grumpimal travels safely in protective packaging from our international warehouses.
To keep things clean and secure, they’re lightly vacuum sealed during shipping. Once opened, they fluff up quickly, usually within a few minutes.If it’s a gift, you might want to let it fully fluff up before wrapping.
First impressions matter. Even for something this grumpy. -
We’re confident your Grumpimal will grow on you. If not, you can return it within 30 days of delivery.
If something’s wrong with your order, we’ll make it right.
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Grumpimals are made with a soft faux fur exterior and filled with high-quality polyester fibers, making them comfortable, structured, and built to last.
Some designs include reinforced elements to help maintain their shape and details over time.
All materials are tested to meet international safety standards (EN71, ASTM, ISO 8124) and are designed for ages 2+.
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Want to spread the attitude to a larger crowd?
Fill out our contact form to discuss wholesale pricing.
Grumpimals don’t mind going in bulk.
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Grumpimals appreciate gentle care (even if they won’t admit it).
For best results, spot clean with a damp cloth and mild soap. If needed, you can hand wash in cold water and let them air dry.
Avoid high heat and harsh treatment, as it may affect their shape and texture.
Whatever you do, don’t put them in the dryer. They won’t forgive you.
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Grumpimals are made with safe, high-quality materials and tested to meet international safety standards (EN71, ASTM, ISO 8124).
They are designed for ages 2 and up.
